Flappy Cooter

When a womans inner vaginal lips grow to preposterous size, their weight causes them to hang down and "flap" around.

Grandma's so old gravity has given here a case of Flappy Cooter

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wonky britches

When your undercarriage gets sweaty from running or whatver activity. AKA Sweaty Nutz, swamp ass.

No running for me today, It gives me a terrible case of the wonky britches.

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shocker

This is a bedroom move. Two in the goo, one in the poo. AKA The Stinger, The Equalizer, The Southbound Surprise.

Tonight, When your parents leave I'm comin' over and givin your sister "the shocker"

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