stabbing face

When a guy is getting head.

Friend 1: "How was that date last night?"
Friend 2: "Totally ended up stabbing face!"
Friend 1: "Nice." (accompanied by high five)

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fiddle

A flattened, roadkill squirrel that has hardened over time thus taking on the shape of a fiddle/violin.

That highway was riddled with fiddles.

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