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When you have saved up a months worth of jizz in your system then blindfolded yourself and tied one hand behind your back and wacked off till you release into all the stolen beer glasses you own and make your significant other drink from them
All my beers are hazies after I Pennsylvania Lewâd all my stolen beer glasses!!
When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards
Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...
When two assholes are touching and shit comes out and connects to form a solid bridge between the two now connected cinnamon rings
Our assholes were touching and damned if we didnât form a brownbridge!!