Batting for Lancashire

An old Yorkshire euphamism for homosexuality said as the person involved is seen as batting for the other team, akin to batting for Boston in the US. Not so common in these more tollerant times as many people no longer see the need to drag the good name of Homosexuality through the mud by comparing it to the population of Lancashire.

Girl One: "He's quite tasty"

Girl Two: You've no chance luv; he's batting for Lancashire

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Brewbitch

like a teabitch an individual in the forces who through choice or junior status is always making the tea and coffee. In the case of the latter also a dogsbody

but you can't stop being the brewbitch, your the only one who knows what everyone drinks...