Telly

Shorter word for Telephone

I need to get on the telly with my mother before she gets mad.

glarby

GLARBY:

Full of carbohydrates, fat, Crisco, lard, sugar, GLARB.

Boy 1: I'm so hungry. I am going to eat that entire Pizza Hut pizza.

Boy 2: Are you really going to eat that whole pizza? That is so GLARBY.