Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl whose sarcasm is only matched by her love for coffee. An Alyssa does not like dumb people ,test taking, or tooth brushes. Alyssa is queen of the sass and always stays strapped. An Alyssa may not always believe in herself, but she’ll beat your ass!

Person 1: Yo did you see Alyssa car almost got hikacked at the Starbucks?
Person 2. Yeah! It’s a good thing she stays strapped and did the flash dance!

Dannette

The best.

Hey Slider, ever wonder whose the best?
No, it’s Dannette.

Audrey and Derek

Established at 10:53 on April 3rd 2025 when it was realized Nobody could fuck as good as Derek and Audrey.

Guy: damn you see that new girl? I heard she fucks like Audrey.
Guy 2: no way. Nobody fucks like Audrey except Audrey. And trust me, that ain’t Audrey. Nobody fucks like Audrey and Derek.