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How big is your gavin? I wanna suck your gavin! He puts his gavin inside her biden.
The word that used to actually mean something, but doesn't mean anything anymore.
Kid: Ima post a dic pic to instagram
Mom: hey you can't do that, it's inappropriate
Kid: Im sorry, what?
Mom: It's too inappropriate to post
Kid: That's not even a word!
4π 4π
When you hit someone and run off which leaves them hurt and mad, often making them chase you and tackle you down.
John: i hit someone and ran
Jon: So did I
John: OH! We both did a Hit N' Run!
1π 1π
When you walk into a chinese store and you buy $1 worth of items, the klerk will say "one dalla one dalla" which means one dollar.
Chinese clerk: Hello, this is panda express, can I help you?
Customer: I would like a box of noddles. How much does that cost?
Chinese clerk: Oh, one dalla one dalla!
Customer: *lol* two dalla two dalla.
Chinese clerk: Get outta my store!
4π 3π
people who are half european (white) and half native american (red)
What do you get when you cross white people with redskins? PINK PEOPLE !
6π 34π
Skin, but most people think it's a small unimportant abdominal organ.
Person 1: Hey person 2, your epidermis is showing.
Person 2: The only thing that's showing is my skin.
Person 1: Exactly!
3π 8π
I've seen you drivin' round town with the girl I know, and I'm like... fuck you... WOOHOOHOO!!!
I guess the change in my pocket... wasn't enough... I'm like... fuck you and fuhuck her too,
said if I was richer, I'd still be wicher! Now ain't that some shit? Ain't that some shit
Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best... with a... fuck you who who, WOOHOOHOO!!!