poop joint

the tightly rolled toilet paper that forms when wiping your butt after taking a poop often stuck in the hairs

My co-worker always leaves stained poop joints on the floor in the restroom

diccups

intense, deep hiccups brought on by giving vigorous oral sex to a man

I guess she took it too deep, because she had diccups for 15 minutes after giving me oral.

dick dust

When you haven't had sex in a while and your penis begins to collect dust like a shelve.

I haven't gotten laid in so long I need to clean off the dick dust.