Panch

Similar to punch, except it must be performed by someone possessing great power, such as a viking or ÜSKÜDAR.
In addition, a panch must either split the panchee in half lengthways, or cause the panchee to explode.

Collin: I'm listening to Kashmir right now.
Jami: oooh, i like that song :P
Collin: Who doesn't?
Jami: My sister.
Collin o_____0 She must be panched.
Jami: Mos def.



Brian: I panch you!
{Gory explosion noise}

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ÜSKÜDAR Day

The second Friday of every October, celebrating ÜSKÜDAR's awesomeness. Festivities include drawing manly 'staches on your friends' faces, and eating potlucks consisting of croutons, cabbage, and anything you cheffed yourself.

Stephen (Through a mouthful of cabbage salad with croutons on top): I love ÜSKÜDAR Day.

ÜSKÜDAR

Main Entry: ÜSKÜDAR
Function: Proper Noun
Little is known about this man of legend, aside from these cryptic lyrics:
ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR.
He's a chef.
ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR.
Massive pecs.
ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR.
Manly 'stache.
ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR.
He likes croutons.
ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR.
He owns a large cabbage plantation.
ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR.
Gave birth to a grizzly.

Secondary Entry: ÜSKÜDAR
Function: Warcry
The warcry of ÜSKÜDAR himself, used to strike fear into his enemies' hearts. Has recently been utilized by participants in the Reindeer Games for a similar purpose.

Also see: ÜSKÜDAR Day.

Stephen: Damn, ÜSKÜDAR is a pimp.
Collin: It's probably 'cause the ladies dig his manly 'stache.
Stephen: Yeah.



Stephen and Collin :ÜSKÜDAAAAAAR!!!!!!!
{Enemies cower in terror}

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Panchee

The poor, poor soul on the receiving end of a panch.

Daniel: Dude, look at all those guts over there.
Brad: Yeah, a viking just used Hannah Montana as his panchee.

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