Kinder

A dating app for paedophiles.

Most sexual predators these days meet their "new friends" on dating applications like Kinder.

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French press

A press-up (Am. push-up) done on one's knees.

Joe couldn't do 25 full press-ups so after 21 he dropped to his knees and did 4 more French presses

Hickle

(Verb) To Interrupt a public speaker with uneducated or backward-thinking remarks.

I recently performed at a comedy gig in a small one-horse town. As soon as I mentioned that I was a foreigner I was booed and hickled off stage!

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Man marrow

The soft, liquid substance that derives from a gentleman's bone.

I donated loads of my man marrow to that be-hotch! Fo Sho!