Fert

A rare conditon where the patient (normally a teenager and/or young adult) thinks about chicken feet when their mind goes blank. other symptoms includes: laughing too much at jokes, sweaty toes, feeling tired all the time and having neck pains. Currently there is no cure for it but the best way to avoid it is by not looking at pictures of chicken feet.

"Oh dear im suffering from fert cause i can't stop thinking about chicken feet"

Mathism

Children being treated unfairly because they take Maths literary and not pure maths

"Hey don't say we are dumb because we are taking Maths lit, that's mathism!"