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A woman inserts a candlestick into a man's butt and lights it. She next sings happy birthday like Marilyn Monroe. Finally, she extinguishes the flame by urinating on it while making fire engine sounds.
To celebrate his birthday, Travis's wife have him a Chuckie butternuts.
A woman inserts a large candlestick into a man's butt and lights it. She then sings happy birthday like Marilyn Monroe. After the song, she extinguishes the flame by urinating on it while making fire truck sounds.
To celebrate his birthday , Travis's wife have him a Chuckie Butternuts.
Near the completion of a sexual encounter the gentleman would do a shot of bailey's Irish creme and then cum on her breasts
Dan said he gave Susan a pearl bailey last night.
when a group of long term friends agree to go to an event together and everyone attends except for 1 that person is declared voltron's asshole.
After weeks of planning, we all agreed to attend the concert. Mike had no legitimate reason not to go and was declared to be voltron's asshole.