bed skunk

After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.

After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.

tin can phone

When two guys are connected butt to butt bus double-ended dildo.

I walked in on my husband, Tim, and his buddy Eric pulling a tin can phone.

Booble

When your gigantic knockers accidentally rest on the keyboard and open a Google search for porn.

I did not search for that site. My huge boobs hit the keyboard and that came up. Looks like I did another Booble.

trumpieces

Small cut-up pieces of Donald Trump

I hate Donald Trump so much. I’d cut him into Trumpieces if I had my way