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When you've just had mind-blowing sex and now your vag feels beat up.
Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?
Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.
Friend 1: I understand.
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When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth.
Guy 1: Quick! What's the definiton of "callow?"
Guy 2: I don't know! My iPhone 4 doesn't get signal here!
Guy 3: Book google that shit!
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