gash masher

1. (n) a man's penis
2. (v) a woman who partakes in the slamming of her vagina against her cohorts vagina.

1. I'm gonna whap that girl in the face with my gash masher.
2. Dude, I was at a party last nite hitting on this chick, and then she told me she was a lesbian. "I was like man, fuck that gash masher!"

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deep dicking

1.(v) The act of thrusting ones phalic member (or "Dick") into the wet, hot gash of a female.
2.(v) What all (attractive) women need.

1. Damn Paul, when you gonna give that chick some deep dicking?
2. Chicks don't need roses, they just need deep dicking!

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pink eye

(n). the vagina; the gash; the slit; the clam "in some cases the bearded clam"; cooter; the happy hole; etc

So I was a little fucked up but I was workin' this chick over and I lapsed outta consciousness and when I came to I was getting stared down by her pink eye!

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chinese sky candy

(n). Fireworks

Hey any of you guys know where I can score some chinese sky candy?

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pederass

(n) sick fuck who gets off on little children

The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederass.
Donny: What's a... pederass, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

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RIT

(n) synonym for unprotected sex, glad you got in, sorry you came!

RIT sucks!

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