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A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.
Upon finding out my dateâs survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the âyou have to go home nowâ bail out
A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.
Upon finding out my dateâs survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the âyou have to go home nowâ bail out
Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.
I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.
The act of farting against the scrotum during Anal sex, turning it into a spinnaker sail.
After a delicious taco Tuesday meal, she took me sail boating
Term used by lazy douche bags at the end of a post in group, usually because theyâre too lazy to look shit up for themselves.
Cauliflower soup recipes? ...and go
1. An act of malicious compliance that screws over your co workers
2. The act of contaminating community food with your fingers or a licked spoon
This job just got grubered
That pickle jar has been grubered
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