Turd

Turd.
A person who abuses someone and makes the world believe the opposite happened.

I told the world my husband beat me and pooped in my bed, but it was actually me. Turd

SMB

SMB a texting symbol that's stands for shit my bed.

Gas prices got so high I almost SMB.

Murphy’s year

In reference to 2020 is so messed up it should be defined as Murphy’s law but so overachieving in disastrous used as Murphy’s year

2020 has been so bad instead of Murphy’s law it should be called Murphy’s year