Solid Seven

A safe response when your drunk/insecure friend asks you to rate them on a 10 point scale. It's high enough to protect their ego but low enough they know you're not just humoring them. (But you are humoring them, they're a five.) When in doubt, everybody is a solid seven.

Friend: I'm- I'm attractive, right? RIGHT? Like, honestly- what am I? Come on, let me have it.

You: You? You're... a solid seven, bro.

Friend: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: SolidSeven!

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We have the technology

Stop bickering, just look it up on your damn phone.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, Joffery was in Batman.

Friend 2: No way, brah, no way Joffery was in no Batman.

Friend 1: We have the technology. (Conversation ends, they google that shit.)

Harve Bennett: Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive.
Oscar Goldman: We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

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