tool time

1) The show within a show on "Home Improvement" starring Tim Allen.

2) What Tim Allen experienced in the prison shower during his three year sentence.

"It's tool time!" said Tim Taylor on the cold open of Home Improvement.

"It's tool time!" said the 280 pound tattooed inmate to Tim Allen in the shower when he dropped the soap.

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wandblock

When someone spoils your performance of a magic trick/illusion in front of someone, especially the ladies.

Bob: And now, as I flip through the deck, you can see that all the cards are different -
Bill: It's a trick deck. Look, every other card is the five of hearts.
Bob: Thank you for the wandblock, Bill...

Geddy Lee Blowjob

Recieving oral sex while listening to Rush. Considered one of the greatest things a man can hope to experience in their lifetime. The cornerstone of every bucket list.

"Dude last night we started making out, I put on Chronicles, and the next thing I knew I was getting a Geddy Lee Blowjob. I came just as the keyboard solo in Tom Sawyer started... Man it was amazing"

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