night rider

The term used when married men secretly masturbate in their car at night.

"Hey did you get any action last night?"
"Nah. Came close, but the kids were awake when we got home. What about you, you got lucky?"
"No. Well I mean kind of. You know, Grace conked out right when we got home. So I snuck out to the car, rubbed one out."
"You a night rider?!"

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