Tearjerker

Someone who cries before masturbating and uses their tears for lubrication. Refers to a sad movie. Or, a sad moment, etc.

Adam: "I used my tears as lube when I masturbated lastnight."
Alex: "Wow, dude. You fail. When are you just going to use real lube?"
Adam: "I don't have to pay for tears and I never run out."
Alex: "F U. Tearjerker!"

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