Fapststrastonator

A man who faps all his life. 24/7 masturbating. After he cums, he keeps fapping. Forever.

Note: No such man has been recorded in history as of posting date.

Guy 1: *Fapping Under Table* Yeah, but I prefer the name, Fapststrastonator.
Guy 2: But why?

Speach

A common misspelling of the word "Speech"

It's Speech not Speach

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Ctrl Shift N

On Google Chrome, pressing Ctrl+Shift+N loads up Incognito mods, a chrome mode where no history is tracked. Usually used for porn, because of the no history thing.

User 1 - brb
User 2 - Where you goin'?
User 1 - Ctrl Shift N ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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q

The best letter of the alphabet.

Guy 1: What's the best letter of the alphabet?
Person who thinks correctly: q

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