squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out

Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since

ted was right

The unabomber was correct with everything he did and said

Oh honey our new electric banna peeler just got here in the mail its in a weird packa-(BOOM) in conclusion ted was right