ted was right

The unabomber was correct with everything he did and said

Oh honey our new electric banna peeler just got here in the mail its in a weird packa-(BOOM) in conclusion ted was right

squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out

Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since