MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)

Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!

post-pune

When there is an unnecessary delay due to puntang or sexual relations.

Ted: Dude, where the fuck is Benny?

Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.

Ted: Lame!

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MILF Man

a bro who is younger than you that refers MILFS of his dates to date you.

Kevin: Hey buddy how’s Suzy’s mom lookin?

Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!

Kevin: thanks MILF Man!

Textual Relationship

noun.

1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.

2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.

We're in a committed, textual relationship because we text each other daily; though I'm afraid she's just using me for text!

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Cave Painting

An act of love that involves inserting the hand in the anal or vaginal cavity and writing your name or a pictorial on the inside wall with your fingers.

She was soaking wet and screaming for more, when she asked me to do a cave painting in her punany. I happily obliged!

He wanted to remember me forever so I cave painted my initials in his ass.

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Neglextful

When you text someone and they are slow to respond or leave you hanging on an inquiry via text; generally neglectful of their texts.

Person 1: "Dude, Lindy texted me the invite and I replied "what time" and he totally left me hanging".

Person 2: "Dude, I know he is a neglextful bastard!"

Umba

An abbrev for “unbelievable”! (Umbalievable!)

Nick D: “Dude, that shit was umba !”
Teddy: “I told ya it was da bomb!”