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Lucado is the name of a boy who even the goddesses and angels can't help but fall in love with. He is incredibly smart, funny, talented, and charming. Many would also refer to him as lit af or boujee. If somehow you get the chance to meet a Lucado in your lifetime, treat him with the utmost respect and vigor. Lucados are always extremely handsome and smooth with the ladies. They will utilize a combination of looks, wits, and humor to create a quirky, yet irresistible persona. Many females will find this to be incredibly appealing and almost impossible to forget. It would also probably be smart to keep a Lucado away from your mom, for even married women have a hard time resisting his immense charm and plethora of attractive qualities.
Warning: Lucados can be quite fickle and unpredictable, but are all together worth it, as they are incredible lovers who seek nothing less than to serve their significant other.
god: Did we seriously make that?
goddess: yes, we did and I want him! Badly!
Lover 1: omgosh is there anyone like Lucado anywhere else in the world?
Lover 2: I don't know, but I will never stop fighting you for him!
"I'm so jaded!"
"Me too, I'm straight tilted!
"Lucado is just way too filthy with it!
He got a fat ass and a big heart! Don't mess with this foo cause you gonna get you beat your ass if you dom. He may be size 5 but he got wears fucking heat from stock x solamente. He a real as mofo and loyal asf. He's got hella bars and he's usually hard. Straight out the 425, you can catch him geekin off the mud.
Friend: Hey Josh! Try these tacos de berria.
Josh: Mmmmmm the flavors are melting on my tongue!
Josh Carrillo: Just wiped that whole squad! My grandma's titties are saggy!
Walli: Uhhhhhhhh he's going to gloat about this all day!
This N*gga sucks at smash bros. Fuck peach and fuck fox. Both get ran on the daily. Father God if you can hear me... fix that fucked up hairline! Just kidding but fr God please kill the barber that did that to him! He means too much to me. In all seriousness Vaughan is a great guy, has no car, but a big heart. Catch him on subway surfer ;) or in your mamma's friend's house!
Vaghuan Nelson: What up?
Friend: What's up mf, ready to get your shit run in smash?
Girl: hey boo what's your name?
Vaughan: It's Vaughan Nelson! Get it right! One!