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Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,
So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle heâs ever had. Hopefully this isnât tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.
When at the urinal and you jiggle the excess urine off thy dong
If you are dong jigglin more than twice at the urinal, it means youâre playing whack a dong, which isnât cool.
A term used to describe a room full of company fucks during a negotiation.
Well, after spending three days in the Gloom Room making proposals to the company, I can honestly say they are the dumbest mother fuckers Iâve ever met. No worthwhile proposals, no important dialogue, hell there isnât even one good looking chick. I may need to find the Poon Room to make myself feel better!
Is a term used to describe a situation where two guys get shitfaced, pass out in the same bed, and at some point end up spooning, and upon waking up realize the big spoon has a boner and itâs poking his bro.
I was talking to Austin this morning and apparently he and Otto had quite a night. Apparently, they got completely fucking hammered, passed out, spooned, which Austin was the little spoon, and woke up to Otto having a Broner. I said what the fuck is a Broner, and Austin said itâs when your bro gets a boner and the throbbing member ends up touching you in some capacity. Hopefully they donât strike up a Bunghole Bromance.
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Is a term used to describe an individual with a large quantity of pubic that typically gets jizzed on with a high frequency.
I was talking to Rob who was going to dismantle Tammy until he went down on her and noticed there was some crusted cum in the Jizz Jungle. Personally, I would have made her take a shower and shave that shit off, to which Rob replied youâd need a 5 pack of razors to chop it off. Rob said the jungle looked like it was jizzed on over a week ago. Talk about some bad hygiene.
The art of someone absolutely dismantling or have their ass dismantled by another individual
Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!
A term used to describe an individual, who has either become dizzy or queasy due to the high volume of queefs their partner secretes during intercourse.
I was having sex with Pam last weekend, and about 20 minutes into it, I became Queefsy due to the number of smelly queefs she dropped. Truthfully, the smell had to have been due to a yeast infection, or at least I hope thatâs the explanation. Yuck! .