masturbature

The nature of one, whether they be male or female, whose mind turns to dirty thoughts during a simple conversation wherein a dirty word may have been mentioned. Or not.

I said 'boobs', and he replied 'giggity'. Oh don't worry, that's just part of his masturbature.

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Twotter

A Twotter is gay man with a young appearance (such as a twink), but with body hair of an otter.

That Twotter's happy trail is fucking hot.