Andrew

The most annoying person on the earth and purposely gets on your nerves all the time. Gets scared easily and loves to publicly humiliate you. Is a total bitch.

Fuck Andrew, he just told everyone I have a new boyfriend, but I don’t!

Perfect boyfriend

Something a fangirl will never have because they’re waiting until a real life insanely attractive boy with a name for a number, a demigod the son of Poseidon, a baker with an almost starved family with a type of bread as a name, the chosen one, or a boy that had a friend named Chuck but then saved his life and died to be born.

Sigh. “I really wish I had a perfect boyfriend.”

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