give. me. food.

Alright.... No you need to suck it up and get food yourself ✨

Boyfriend- Give. Me. Food.
Girlfriend- I thought you got me food not the other way around now get me Starbucks before I snap your neck

teehehehehe

When Michael Jackson comes to your house

You- Hi Mi-
Him- TEEHEHEHEHEHEHH c:<

CONSTIPATED FROG

THE DEFINITION OF A GIRL SQUATTING ON HER CLASSROOM SEAT MAKING WEIRD PIG NOISES LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE A FROG THAT IS ON A TOILET AKA ANGRY CONSTIPATED FROG

My friend-* On the floor like a thing trying to poop*
My brain- *c o n s t i p a t e d frog*

Constipated frog.

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy&znowiknowmyabcsnexttimewontyousingwithme

The whole alphabet with no spaces

Person 1: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy&znowiknowmyabcsnexttimewontyousingwithme
Person 2: Here I think you forgot this “ ”