Pusher

a remote control

Person 1: "I hate this show can you please change the channel"

Person 2 :"I would if I could only find the pusher"

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Force Talk

When you are forced to make small talk. Usually happens when you run into someone you haven't seen in a long time. Neither of you actually cares about the answers to any of the questions you are asking each other.

Husband: "How was your day?"

Wife: "The usual, I actually ran into Jen from college at the supermarket and had to make some force talk"

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