pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

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Punky Crisps

A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.

You can drop the following items into this bin:

LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine

synthetic hi-hats

The sound of a hi-hat (a pair of cymbals on a stand with a foot pedal that is used to open & close them; thus changing the sound that they make when struck with drumsticks) created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

Most frequently heard in electronic music ("electronica" is the name of the actual musical genre).

No real hi-hats are damaged or destroyed when synthetic hi-hats are employed.

The song, "Move to the Beat" by the electronica group Monkey Zound has synthetic hi-hats in it! How kewl!

I/O

When referencing a pet, this term stands for Indoor/Outdoor.
That is, a dog or cat that spends as much time outside as it spends inside.

Candy is our new I/O cat -- she sleeps outside at night but comes in the house to play with our other kitties during the day.

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buttsnoipe

A different way of calling somebody an a$$hole.

Jonathan is such a buttsnoipe for slashing the tires on your bicycle!!!

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butt wagon

A somewhat generic insult used by Butt-Head on the MTV cartoon, "Beavis and Butt-Head".

{Butt-Head}: Hey cut that out Beavis, you butt wagon!
{Beavis}: Stop calling me a butt wagon!

{Seen in the descriptive text for a drone video on YouTube}:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west perimeter of Einstein Park located at 3566 E Dakota Ave. (some butt wagon has it spelled, "Dacota" on their mailbox, hahaha!!!) in Fresno CA. USA at 10:37am PDT on 05-09-20 (or, "2020-05-09T10:37" or "2020 09 May" or even, "May 09, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer)

pothead

This word is definitely ***NOT*** pronounced \poa THEED'\ -- a person who's only real goal is to spark up another bowl; basically ignoring all else unlike a regular, garden-variety stoner.

{Chris}: Hey Joe, you know why Danny didn't show up for work this morning, donchya?

{Joe}: Yeah I do actually. Danny is a real pothead, and probably pissed away his last $20 on a dime bag for Christ sakes!!!

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