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Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.
Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.
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Pron. "\Ëkär-mÉl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel"
I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.
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Pron. "\Ëkär-mÉl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel".
I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.
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Plain and simple: cat food -- spelled phonetically (how it sounds).
Works best when printed vs. when spoken of course.
GROCERY LIST:
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milk
eggs
bread
taper powels
bottle of DrÄno
kÄt fÅ«d
kÄt litter
kÄt treats
2 kÄt beds
toliet plunger
bungwipe
light blubs
What Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head wanted to call the national anthem when MTV showed the music video of the song, "Hy Pro Glo" from the Anthrax album, "Sound of White Noise" from 1992.
When the song started, he exclaimed, "Yesss! The national Anthrax!!!"
{Beavis}: Hey Butt-head, this is like that thing they play, like, really late at night when the station's, like, going off the air.
{Butt-head}: Yeah, only the music's a lot cooler. This should, like, be the National Anthem.
{Beavis}: Yesss! The National Anthrax!
{Butt-head}: Yeah, like they could play it at baseball games and stuff.
Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.
Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.
A cat that smells like pee because another cat pissed on the peecat while it was sleeping.
Fade is a peecat. I gently stroked his back and part of his tail and my hand smelled like cat piss.
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