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A grossly-overused word often shouted as an exclamation to an otherwise ordinary sentence.
{The douche on the Mercari commercial}: All I do is snap a few pics, add a description, and boom! It's listed.
This phoney-bologna word is used by Hank Hill on the television program, "King of the Hill" to describe any type of psychoactive medication, such as Ritalin, Tofranil (used to stop enuresis), Prozac, Xanax, Cymbalta, trazodone, etc. Not so fake any more though; as I've heard it used in conversations over the last several years.
Bobby's taking goopenthal again to help put an end to him pissing the bed every night.
Hey bub, I'm not gonna let you come in here all hopped up on goopenthal!
What some people might call a dishwasher, esp. when they truly hate to load & empty the thing.
Tom, it's your turn to load the douchewasher after dinner!
What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.
{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!
What some people (esp. young children) call Sani Flush toilet bowl cleaner crystals.
Mom, I think you need to put some Santa Flush in the toilet; it smells funny.
Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.
Ron: Yo man, where ya been?
Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.
A parody of the song, "A Spoonful of Sugar" from a Mary Poppins movie.
♪ Just a... ♪
♪ Spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ The sugar go down-wown ♪
♪ The sugar go down ♪
♪ Just a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ In a most delightful way ♪