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enemabag

A male version of a douchebag: a despicable person but one who has not yet reached the status of dickhead or mofo.

God, Henry is such an enemabag for stuffing paper towels down all of the toliets in Dorm C.

by Telephony December 12, 2010

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plastic cat toliet

An alternate phrase that is simply another way of saying "litterbox".

Called the "plastic cat toliet" because litterboxes are generally made of plastic and they have but one function: a cat pisses & shits into it -- thus making it a toliet for cats.

Craig, it's time to clean out the plastic cat toliet; it's getting awfully full!!!

by Telephony December 24, 2011

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timber bell

A timber bell is a fairly large (~1 foot dia.) bell in a tavern or bar that is readily accessible to customers. When the bell is rung, the customer who rang it buys a round for the house.

{ding! ding! ding!} Hey, somebody just rang the timber bell! Free drinks on the way!!!

by Telephony May 19, 2021


spatcheler

How Mr. Krabs on the TV program SpongeBob SquarePants often pronounces the word, "spatula"

{Mr. Krabs}: SpongeBob, did you break your spatcheler again?

by Telephony June 7, 2014


cannoñata

From the now-defunct TV series, "Viva Piñata": The cannoñata (pronounced as though it were spelled, "cannonada") is a fictional device designed to shoot piñatas to piñata parties from its location (Piñata Central aka. Party Central, in very close proximity to the candiosity meter) on picturesque Piñata Island.

{Langston Lickatoad}: Get over here Fergy, time to get your candiosity checked and get you loaded into the cannoñata!

by Telephony November 1, 2014


cremé

Something with a creamy texture, but not a dairy product.

Wow, those Safeway brand chocolate cremé pies are to die for!!!

by Telephony September 8, 2013

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DWS

DWS = Drone Withdrawal Syndrome.
For a long-time droner (drone pilot), DWS can kick in when you aren't able to fly your drone for an extended period. This can be due to inclement weather, illness, or even having your only drone stolen (which happened to me not long ago!).

Symptoms of DWS can include any or all of the following.
1: Drone envy -- whenever you see a UAV in the sky, you just wish that you had a long-handled butterfly net to snag it out of the sky.
2: General malaise and/or lethargy.
3: Spending an inordinate amount of time on YouTube watching videos of your own or others' drone flights.

DWS is curable simply by purchasing and then flying a new drone.

Man I've got a hella wicked case of DWS after some fartknocker stole my X21 drone. I already ordered another, but the fucking thing's coming from China for Christ sakes!!!

by Telephony June 8, 2019