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What the famous red carpet actually is -- a rug rather than a carpet.
A carpet, by definition, is a permanent cloth floor covering; while a rug is a temporary floor covering which can be removed & replaced whenever desired.
So when they're "rolling out the red carpet" for the Oscars, they're actually rolling out the red rug because it is rolled back up & removed when the awards ceremony has finished.
The âLittle Womenâ director and Baumbach, her partner â and the director of âMarriage Storyâ â arrived on the Oscars red rug with a whopping 12 nominations between them.
The sound of a pan flute being played, but generated solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.
No real pan flutes are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic pan flutes are employed.
Hey Dan, you've got to download the Commodore Amiga demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups Crionics and the Silents! Its zax has a synthetic pan flute you've just GOT to hear!!!
UK slang term for a garbage truck..
{From a BBS about scooters and electric wheelchairs}:
Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today...it is an update to my Foto(s) del DÃa" web page with...well, what else could it be? An old mattress with urine & spooge (piss & sperm) stains and with multiple razor-sharp springs sticking out of it set out with the garbage in the owner's hopes that the dustcart would pick it up? NO YOU SILLY GOOSE!!! IT'S A NEW PICTURE!!!
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Insecticide -- usually in an aerosol bomb (spray can) such as Raid or Black Flag.
Mark, be a dear and fetch me the bugicide please! There's a fucking cockroach in the douchewasher again!!!
The opposite of Sonic X -- that is, Sonic the Hedgehog that moves extremely slowly.
{The Sonic X theme song but with torpedoed lyrics}
⪠Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop âª
⪠Gotta stop slow, gotta stop slow, âª
⪠Gotta stop slower, slower, slower, slower, slower âª
⪠Movin' at speed of dark (make tracks) âª
⪠Slowest hedgehog it barks âª
⪠Got ourselves a situation, stuck in a new location, âª
⪠Without any explanation, no double relaxation! âª
⪠Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't think, don't stink, âª
⪠Just stop, stop, stop, stop, s-s-s-s-stop, stop! âª
⪠Gotta avoid the âª
⪠Bam Slam Gadget! âª
⪠Sonic, he's not the hero! âª
⪠Sonic, he's number zero! âª
⪠Sonic, he's coming whee!, âª
⪠So watch out... For Sonic Z! âª
⪠Gotta stop slow (Sonic!), gotta stop slow (Sonic!), âª
⪠Gotta stop slower, slower, slower, slower, slower! âª
⪠Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! âª
⪠So... (Sonic) nic... (Sonic) Z, âª
⪠Gotta stop slow! âª
⪠Gotta stop slow! âª
⪠Gotta stop slower, slower, slower, slower, âª
⪠Sonic Z! ⪠:-)
The cardboard core inside of a toilet roll.
Hey, this TP is down to the merferator! Can you toss me another roll?
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A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.
The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.