douched out

Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.

Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.

carmel

Pron. "\ˈkär-məl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel"

I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.

carmel

Pron. "\ˈkär-məl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel".

I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.

kăt fūd

Plain and simple: cat food -- spelled phonetically (how it sounds).
Works best when printed vs. when spoken of course.

GROCERY LIST:
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milk
eggs
bread
taper powels
bottle of Drāno
kăt fūd
kăt litter
kăt treats
2 kăt beds
toliet plunger
bungwipe
light blubs

sandwitch

(also written as, "sand witch")
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.

Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.

{Drake}: Why is that silly cat looking at the moon and meowing at it?
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.

bungwipe

A slang term used to describe (a roll of) toliet paper.

Hey Martha! We're out of bungwipe again!

poo-poo spray

Any type of air deodorant / air freshener that comes in an aerosol bomb (spray can).

{Marge}: Homer, did you just leave a big fat shit in our toliet?
{Homer}: Yes dear, and I even remembered to flush!
{Marge}: The bathroom stinks to high heaven; next time please use the poo-poo spray, ok?