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douche off

To rinse, usually with fresh water.

{From a flashlight reviews website}: ...or if it falls next to the mailbox and the dog pisses on it, just take the garden hose to it or douche it off under the faucet...good as new!

Helen: Please be certain to douche off those dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.

Norm: Yesh, I douched out that cooler with the hose, so it shouldn't stink at all any more.

by Telephony December 6, 2011

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easy as 3.14159

Easy as π -- another way of saying the phrase, "easy as pie".

Ironing with the Brown & Deckor EP-600 iron is as easy as 3.14159.
It glides effortlessly across the board and removes wrinkles lickety-split!

by Telephony June 3, 2016

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p-whipped

A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.

Jeff was so p-whipped, he couldn't even uranate without his domineering wife knowing about it.

by Telephony August 12, 2011

60πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


pissologist

Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jÄ­st\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.

Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!

by Telephony June 22, 2012

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ghost shit

Another name for those little styrofoam packing turds.

When Jim opened this big-ass box, all of this ghost shit came pouring out, but the product itself was no larger than a cigarette lighter!

by Telephony November 2, 2013

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Pee knuckle

How one might spell the name of the card game, "Pinochle" because it is pronounced as though it were spelled, "Pee knuckle".

Martha, I'm going over to Ron's house tonight because he's hosting a Pee knuckle competition.

by Telephony October 8, 2013

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Walkwoman

A Walkwoman is a Sony Walkman in hot pink color; designed for use exclusively by women (or fags).

The original Walkman came in an aluminum body colored silver and dark baby blue -- clearly designed to be a man's music machine.

Jane, don't forget to take your Walkwoman and a few sets of batteries for it. We have an eleven hour bus trip ahead of us!

by Telephony July 31, 2016

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