Zoophily

It's when a person feels sexual attraction for animals, not just furries, real animals.

"That guy has zoophily! Keep him off my cat!"

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Microsquish

The expression of how Microsoft takes over smaller, weaker companys in the software or even hardware business.

Top Exec from Spyglass: dude, we got microsquished...

(The company Spyglass created what we now know as Internet Explorer)

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67

69 is the number related to anal, and 67 is the one to footjobs. Doesn't it look like so?

I thought that was obvious.

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