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Masturbating during a Zoom meeting
Chad rubbed out a toobin during the Zoom session
Something that hasn't happened for a long time. Literally, before Jesus got a big promotion to supervision and quit working on the tools.
The Toronto Make Believes haven't won the Stanley Cup since Jesus was a cowboy.
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Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.
I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.
wandering vagabond, homeless one.
I can't vote for any of the candidates, guess I'm a political scatterling.
They spit on the ground when they see me and I send them a snot rocket right back.
When addicts try to justify their continued drug habit by emphasizing the highs but ignoring the destruction.
Janie got wasted, blew all the grocery money, pissed her pants and got thrown in custody but when she told me she was all roses, talk about romancing the stone.
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The language of marketing and politics
The guy is a complete shill, speaks fluent bullshitonian