friend zone howler

a guy(or girl) perpetually stuck in the "friend zone", yet they are not content. Often times resurfacing to complain that you never gave them a chance or just to remind you that they exist, in hopes of escaping the "friend zone".

Julie is such a friend zone howler, she called me 2 hours after my girl broke up with me last week, asking to "come hang out", like i don't already know she has a crush on me.

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Boneless Pizza

A thing that does not exist. Pizza has no bones PERIOD.

Asshat: "Can i Order a boneless pizza?" Hard working pizza chef: "No They do not exist."

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