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A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.
I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
13π 1π
The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.
My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!
7π 2π
Freight that has lost its paperwork, so nobody knows where it is going. (Roadway.)
We have a box of wild freight on this truck!
2π 4π
Fill a glass with ice. Add a stiff shot of brandy. Top off with cherry Coca Cola. Voila! Cherry Bomber!
Wow, that cherry bomber really slaked my thirst!
5π 3π
Like Watergate, except all about Weiners.
Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!
Italian dialect for "Shut up and eat!"
Mangia E Statti Zitto!
20π 6π