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chernobyl chicken

lemon chicken

We went to lunch in Chinatown DC and ordered chernobyl chicken.

by Teratogen March 23, 2011

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


soup for one

masturbation

My girlfriend was out of town, so I had soup for one.

by Teratogen April 10, 2011

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


jelly trout

the vagina

I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!

by Teratogen December 3, 2010

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


liquor lock

A lock that locks up a liquor cabinet in a house so the kids/teens can't get to the liquor.

The kids had a big house party while we were away for the weekend and they got into the liquor. We need a liquor lock!

by Teratogen February 3, 2012


merrybirthaversary

When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.

I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!

by Teratogen December 28, 2012


vagina owner

a woman

Wow this bar is hopping with vagina owners tonight!

by Teratogen July 21, 2010

7πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


ke ke te huru huru

Polynesian for "heave ho", from the book Kon-Tiki, by Thor Heyerdahl.

Ke ke te huru huru!

by Teratogen August 8, 2010

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž