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When a woman gets pregnant and it turns out to be twins (or n-tuplets) instead of a single baby.
I just got back from my ob-gyn and she says I have triplets! I have been trolled by my ovaries!
4π 6π
Passed out from alcohol or drugs.
I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!
5π 4π
Something that causes a man to lose his erection.
I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!
Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.
Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!
1π 2π
Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.
Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!
Living together outside of marriage.
We are not married, but we are in bedlock.
6π 4π
The fat found on a fat human being.
Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?