Jurassic Flappers

A cat's wings, simply put.

"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"

"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."

Swass

derived from 'Sweat' and 'Ass'

when your ass gets sweaty particularly in your butt crack region. Usually happens when working out a lot or its a hot day.

"UGH I CAN'T WORK OUT ANYMORE WITHOUT MY BUTT CRACK GETTING ALL SLIPPERY FROM MY ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF SWASS"

"Teresa, please just go see a doctor."