terf

terd + surf = terf

To combine the process of making poopoo and surf the waves of the cyberocean. Often prolongs both processes...

It's wonderful to terf in the morning. Reading shitty comments, and smell them.

F..., why are you taking so long! I need to take a shit. Are you terfing?

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nerf

nerd + surf = nerf

Getting into a subject really deep on the web.

I really nerfed about hairdos last night. I didn't fall asleep before 3...

I nerf a lot on basically every subject I come across. Terfing is one of the best ways of spending time nerfing.