Canadian Crackle Jack

Where the man proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female, then during climax, retreated to then return to take a shit in the woman’s vagina. Then the intercourse ceases for many hours until the poo has fully hardened. With this hardening the vaginal cavity is now blocked with poo. The man now proceeds to break that wall with his fists in a quick and powerful uppercut punch. Then the man collects the hardened poo chunks and throws them at the woman's face when she least expects it while yelling crackle jack in Canada.

Dude, I totally Canadian Crackle Jacked my girlfriend last night, she was so surprised.

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