CCP

The company that currently runs the online roleplaying game "EVE Online", the largest online game given that all the players play on the 1 single server "Tranquility" and is open 23/7 and 1 hour of the day dedicated to daily maintanance. Known for being incredibly late for anything and everything and the technical support being close to non-existent. With every new "patch" they release, they somehow manage to piss off 99% of all the players who play it (the other 1% being noobs who don't know shit)

Todays downtime is extended, due to a server hotfix.
Guy 1: I guess it's gonna be a while before we can play.
Guy 2: LOL. We aren't gonna be able to play at all tonight.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Errr, remember how long the game was down when CCP said it'd only be down for an extra half an hour?
Guy 1: Oh yeah. It didn't start up till the next day

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