Web-Mding

The act of ceremoniously looking up odd symptoms, most of which are irrelevant and/or non-existent on a website for people who think they can understand a specialized field or are unwilling to pay an exorbitant amount to find out what they are already subconsciously aware of. This often takes place in a setting with unofficial free time and internet access, aka, TOK.

"Dude, what is she doing?"

"Oh, its ok, its just Chaaru Web-Mding again."

"Right..."