doing it for the kids

Often done while wielding an obnoxiously large chaingun. The ability to mow down large mobs of enemies/zombies/people named Ian is granted while saying this phrase. If your name is Kevin, your agility increases by +2 every time the statement is said. 1337ness is not an option, it is an obligation.

"I'm doing it for the kids!!!!" *sound of gunfire*

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