conquermonkey

a person (usually republican) who is bent on conquering the world.

e.g.

In the 1800's, the Britsih Empire was full of conquermonkeys. (They basically invaded and colonized every country because they thought it was their "duty" (e.g. rudyard kipling's "the white man's burden".)

George Bush is a conquermonkey, as he is determined to occupy Iraq, and various other middle eastern countries...

(no offense to any person living in Great Britan today. i love you all madly.)

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jingleheimer

verb: "to fuck vigerously"

origin: the song john jacob jinglehimer smith, whihc was chnged to accompany an ot3 made by silly girls. ot3=one tru 3some fyi...

"i jingleheimered susie really hard last night"

"yeah, well i got jingleheimered by your mom. what now?"

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