Cog

A non- real dog named Batman that is a chihuahua. He lays around the house and does absolutely nothing. He barks at people and window wipers for no reason. Puts up his ears like he hears "everything", and rainy days are not the best days for you to bring a cog around. He's got more fat than meat, and exercises very little. Motorcycles and bicycles are his new toys that he can bark at. He is known as THE MOST LAZIEST COG IN THE WORLD. He can't be anything but lazy. Cog is a new species of dog and should be research. Cog is a non- real dog.

Friend 1: What type of dog do you have?
Me: I have no dog around, but a cog...
Friend 2: What's a cog?
Me: Trust me, you don't want to know.